If Monkeyfish sees a photograph in progress, she has to be in it. I'm pretty sure that she believes that all photographs, by their very nature, contain her likeness. Next to the word "photograph" in the Monkeyfish dictionary is a picture of her. That's all—there's no written definition.
We've had to talk to her a few times about this—she weasels herself into every group shot she sees being taken, and the couple who sat next to us at the Evanston fireworks show got more pics of Monkeyfish than of their own kids. I imagine people sending e-mails with their family photos attached:
Here are the pics from our trip. Sorry about the kid in front of Timmy. She's not ours, ha!
Wow! Your kids sure have grown. Hey, wait a minute! I've got about twenty photos of that SAME FREAKIN KID!